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lyrics

Ever since I was a lad, I’ve had one dream.
To bed all beings from human, to Githyanki
But my choices are now few, my hopes at its seams
And I thought all was lost, till a vision came to me!

A beauty so bright that the world, shone new again
A dazzling Diva who just set, my heart a blaze
The Clerics tried to warn me of, all the fear and pain
But there's no spell or cure that could take me from this haze

Oh, How could something so wonderful
Be considered a big Taboo
I‘d hate to grow old and resentful
So I'll tell you just what I will do

I wanna fuck a Dragon!
Using all my luck up in the sky!
I wanna fuck a Dragon!
Got my healers all on standby!

And oh the maiden was no lie, I was so pleased
But then something in me woke, I screamed for more
My mind’s now constantly in haze, This was now a need
To never stop until I made every dragon roar

Oh from the scales to their brilliant tail
And with their size, oh can you go wrong?
This mortal body may surely fail
I still proclaim all this with this song!

I wanna fuck a Dragon!
No lance or sword needed for this fight
I wanna fuck a Dragon!
Oh, my hips and nuts will bust tonight

So let us just, enjoy our fun
While we just fuck from dawn to dusk
No matter what their shape or size
They’re all so good, I’m a Dragon Fucker!

As I see the rising sun
I’m drenched in that draconic musk
And even then, I’m never done
I’ll do them all, I’m a Dragon Fucker!

I want to fuck them all
Feel the pleasure from under their claw
Or, Have them pushed upon a wall
And have my lips right up against their maw, ah, ah, ah (dragon roar)

I wanna fuck a Dragon!
Use all my luck up in the sky!
Yes, I wanna to fuck a Dragon!
Got my healers all on standby!

I wanna fuck a Dragon!
No lance or sword in for this fight
I wanna to fuck a Dragon!
Oh, My hips and nuts will bust tonight

My dick is primed, I’m feeling bold
So come on now, I need that pleasure
My appetite is insatiable
I say it loud, I’m a DragonFucker

Chromatic reds to metallic gold
And even gems, they’re all a treasure
The lust I have is unbreakable
I say with pride, I’m a DragonFucker

credits

from DragonFucker (Feat. Melissa Belladonna), released March 27, 2024
Written, produced, Vocals, & Trumpet Solo: TavernCatRecords

Additional vocals: Melissa Belladonna

Lyrical Assistance: Silver Starling & Calliope Eolande

Vocal coaching and mixing assistance: KardelVA

Album Art: @LluisAbadias

Emotional support: Doodlebugdoge, Silver Starling, ChurgoII

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