Kobolds!

from Tales From The Tabletop by Ben Banas, Tavern Cat Records

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lyrics

What do you call those little bitty lizards
Kobolds!
Those cocky little shits that can still be wizards
Kobolds!

They say they’re dragons, but we’re not sure
One thing’s certain, they’re not a bore.
They’re crafty as hell, and kinda weak
Oh and if you hug them, they will likely squeak

Kobolds!
Kobolds!
Kobolds!
Kobolds!

What are smaller than goblins and Dwarfs
Kobolds!
A lot of them wish they could just polymorph
Kobolds!

Some think they’re shit, others find them cute
And hey like dragons, they like to loot
Stealing anything, that has a pretty shine
It’s hard to tell, where they all align

Kobolds!
Kobolds!
Kobolds!
Kobolds!

Bridge/Rap

Ok I know what you might be thinkin
And it’s probably hard to sink in
What’s the big deal with these pint size drakes?

I mean they’re not bright,
like to bite,
And easy to smite
It seems like taking them out would be a piece of cake

They see the strength in numbers
They’re so easy to work with others,
And most of them act like the party’s little pet

But looks here can deceive
Don’t be naive,
You better believe
That if you piss them off they might leave you in debt

Kobolds!
Kobolds!
Kobolds!
Kobolds!

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from Tales From The Tabletop, released December 18, 2021

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